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What is a Drug Test/Panel?
A drug test is a technical analysis of a biological specimen, for example urine, hair, blood, breath, sweat, and/or oral fluid/saliva—to determine the presence or absence of specified parent drugs or their metabolites
The drugs most often tested for include: marijuana, opiates; such as heroin, codeine, oxycodone, morphine, hydrocodone, and fentanyl; amphetamines, including methamphetamine; as well as cocaine, nicotine and alcohol.
Example of our joke panel
What is an STI/STD Test?
Typically it is an exam/panel to test for different sexually transmitted diseases. A STD test till either return a positive or a negative result, depending on the detection of a particular disease.
Many will require a urine sample, or a swab. Some tests may require a blood sample to be collected. The samples are then sent to a lab, where they are processed.
The resulting report from the testing lab will look like our Prank Reports!
Are these real?
The panels we create are purely for entertainment purposes only. They are in no way intended to give any actual indication of dependence or use. If you or someone you know may be struggling with addition please contact a medical professional.
How private are the results
Completely Private! Again we do not retain any personally identifiable information or share with any outside party (apart from payment processing partners).
Do you share my information?
We will NEVER share data and do not keep your personally-identifiable, private information. To create the test we do ask for a gender and age of the “subject”, but feel free to supply any information you’d prefer. We do not store your email address or any other information.