Are these real?
NO! They are NOT real!
The panels we create are purely for entertainment purposes only. They are in no way intended to give any actual indication of dependence or use. If you or someone you know may be struggling with addition please contact a medical professional.
How private are the results?
Completely Private! Again we do not retain any personally identifiable information or share with any outside party (apart from payment processing partners). In addition the charge appears as "Prank Test Co." so that even the receipts are discreet.
Do you share my information?
We will NEVER share data and do not keep your personally-identifiable, private information. To create the test we do ask for a gender and age of the “subject”, but feel free to supply any information you’d prefer. We do not collect your email address or any other information.
Are you the same as FakeSTDTest?
No we are not! That site is not US based, does not also do Prank Drug Panels, and does not have live local support. Feel free to email or use the live support button if you have any questions about our service.
I Purchased But Didn't Get an Email
Please check your spam folder! Depending on email carrier, and/or email settings, the email with the completed PDF form may go there. If you can't find it anywhere please contact our support team ASAP and we'll respond with an update.
While these joke test/panel results look realistic, they are not real tests from a doctor. Each test contains a disclaimer that indicates that it is a prank, and not a real test.
These tests are in no way scientifically accurate - they are completely fake and for amusement only!
This website is not intended to take the place of a real medical diagnostic or any other tests or treatments that have been or may be recommended by a healthcare provider.
If you are experiencing discomfort or symptoms, or feel you may be struggling with addiction/dependency please seek out medical care.